On common core curriculum i say this.  Thank you for broadening the scope of the child-directed programming for stations such as the History Channel, and instituting a wide range of tools for teachers, administrators, principals, school districts and parents to use to bring the common core curriculum, which is designed as a “Cliff Note” version of an actual educational immersion each child deserves as the new normal.

Then i say…  fuq u for commoditizing my daughter as a value based on your low ass standards you consider to be common.  #sgd lunatics running the asylum! #fuqafukushima people! #shutdowndiablocanyon