simple life conversation

“so, if i come would you try to sell me a car?”

“of, course i’d love to try, besides, there is one here i know you’ll love. ¬†One of those old volkswagon vans, really clean and redone, and you could give me a blow job while we wait out these hours of cosmic boredom.”

“k, omw”

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Just Because

Everything I do, I do just because.

because i am in the space and time and vibration that i happen to be and that is what there is to do in that space.

or

because i haven’t found a solution on the internet. ¬†that’s why i think i’m the smartest person in the room at places like the California Coastal Commission — where i KNOW i’m NOT the smartest person in the room, I’m just the smartest HUMAN in the room speaking about reality that exists which no one cares to speak about. ¬†I am the elephant namer. ¬†I describe the elephant and what needs to happen to get it out of the room: ¬†namely, I’m not the smartest person in the room.

as soon as I usually say what needs to happen to the elephant, that’s when the REALLY SMART people take over and,¬†take the problem to a breakout session for an intervention or intensive session or something. ¬†right?!